Poop-tastic reading

It’s the one, it’s the only, it’s the greatest book around — it’s “Poopendous,” the number-one book on everything “number two.”

Author Artie Bennett brings his scatological tome to Enigma Bookstore on Nov. 24. Whether you like it or not, poop happens, and children want to learn about it. Bennett’s newest book teaches kids all about doo-doo, from the droppings of animals big and small, to how humans in different cultures make use of the waste.

So bring your little ones, ages 5 to 7 years old, and share some giggles with Bennett’s rhyming rap about ca-ca, doo-doo, flop, guano, scat, and dung.

Artie Bennett at Enigma Bookstore on Nov. 24 from 11:30 am to 1 pm. Free.

Enigma Bookstore [33-17 Crescent St. in Astoria, (718) 274–2665].

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